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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I'm warming up the old vocal cords...



Them people's what smarter than we are are gettin' us some canals out in these parts.

Well, golly Sergeant Carter, I can do me some singing. I'm gonna get me a job on one of them there gondola boats and sing for tourists.

We're world class! ("We're world class" is a trademark of bloghouston.net, Dr. Kevin Whited and Ms. Anne Linehan, owners.)

2 Comments:

Man, west Houston IS gonna be world class once the canals are going!

Woo!
Yeesh, there are some really dumbass ideas in that story. To wit:

Saying it would take time and untold millions to fully execute, Murphy said the plan — which fits in with the district's overall mission to build a strong business climate, improve mobility...Narrower streets would be created along existing property parcel boundaries for a mixed use and denser environment.

More density and narrower streets doesn't exactly promote mobility.

is uniquely suited to the district because of its central location and what is already in place...which encompasses 1,500 businesses and covers the area around Westheimer and Beltway 8.

Westheimer and Beltway 8 is a central location?

"I can see canals being a real amenity to have," said David Grooms, owner of Solerant, an information technology company that has been in the district for 12 years.

Then you are an idiot who deserves to have a publicly-funded mosquito ranch snaking through the neighborhood.

Whenever I see one of these urban-planning stories, I'm reminded of the expression, "when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Ask an urban planner what his favorite flavor of ice cream is, and he'll say "high-density mixed-use development with pedestrian-friendly streets."

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