WARNING, WARNING...Rob Booth is another libertarian Republican wack job. He's also from Houston and older. Gross. -- Thanks Terri!



Friday, December 30, 2005

Mas vino, por favor

I don't usually take a good picture, but the one of the glass of wine on the rail turned out good.

Here's the full size version (almost a MB).

A couple of country notes

1. I caught a Shooter Jennings video on the iControl, that 4th of July song. I had read someone on the net criticizing him, saying that he had failed as a heavy metal musician and was now cashing in on his dad's name. Well, maybe he liked heavy metal and country too. It could happen. I like punk and country.

The song was good. It was like a Waylon Jennings song, but with a kick. I liked it.

2. I saw my first Big and Rich music video. More precisely, I saw the beginning of a Big and Rich video. I guess some people like that sort of stuff, but it's not my cup of tea. Kind of like country rap. It doesn't work for me. I also saw a Trace Adkins video, honky tonk a bonk or something like that that was like some 40-year old white guy rapping about women's butts while wearing a cowboy hat.

That one didn't work for me either.

I'm getting an early start on my New Year's resolution of being nicer.

This is not a soccer post...

...not exactly.

I'm a World Cup geek so I downloaded the podcast of Coach Arena's teleconference after the draw.

We got stuck in a very difficult group. I can't remember who was saying it, but a reporter on the call asked Coach Arena to respond to another coach who said that they weren't worrying about the US this year. The coach didn't expect to win our group, and if we placed second Brazil would eliminate us.

Coach Arena said that he had been misquoted so often that he wouldn't respond to what was alleged to be someone else's quote.

That's when I had one of those moments where I realized something that I knew all along. The Internet is cool.

If anyone misquotes Coach Arena anymore, all he has to say is, "Check the podcast. I didn't say that."

It's a lot of bandwidth, but if I was a politician, I would require that all my interviews be taped and I'd put them on my web site.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Happy Rob Booth Birthday Season!

That's the reason for the season, giving me presents.

The parents, the missus, and I spent the holiday weekend at a house on Surfside Beach.

I discovered that there's a whole world out there that doesn't involve computers and politics. Who knew?


On the porch reading and watching the surf. Discerning puchasers of hip, chic sunglasses will recognize my pair as being from an exclusive little boutique near Surfside.


I don't want to tread on anyone else's blog territory, but here's what we grilled.


Being members of the oppressed Anglo-American minority, we try to keep alive the traditions of our homeland in the New World. This is the Slightly Rough mother engaging in the ancient tradition of Christmas crackers.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Not just one wish but a whole hatfull

One night every winter I watch It's A Wonderful Life. It's a wishy washy liberal movie. I love it.

Frank Capra really knew what made America great.

Don't tell anyone

The bell ringer outside a store said "Merry Christmas" to me the other night when I put some money in his collection.

I was so offended he didn't say "Happy Christmas" that I beat the crap out of him.

I'm really in the holiday spirit now.

Backhanded

Military.com: Russian Navy Delegation Visits DSU
"I was surprised at how pleasant and professional the pilots of Mystic were," said Capt. 1st Rank Andrey Zvyagintsev,
I'd rather be with you people than the best people in the world.

Houston MLS Naming Contest

Is there really going to be a naming contest? Or is this just one possible shield they've designed? Or is this an Internet hoax?



It looks pretty elaborate for a hoax. I'm hoping that this is one design they've worked on in case Houston Republic FC wins.

The whole thread is here.

Update: It turns out to be a hoax. Well done.

Questions for the Keyboard Corps of Cryptologists

It's cool that everyone has an opinion on the NYT/NSA story. I'm having fun with the title of the post.

But seriously...

Are the president's powers to conduct war:

A. Unlimited
B. Limited

If you answer A, wow. I never would have expected anyone to say that.

If you answer B, then what is the instrument/process/mechanism that limits his power?

If you answer B and the Constitution, then does that include the Bill of Rights?

Please, no one bore me with the "but FDR/LBJ/WJC did it so the Republicans can" argument. I understand the importance of precedent as much as the next guy, but my mother always said, "If all your friends were jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you?" Because those guys looked to violate the Constitution at the drop of a hat doesn't mean we have to.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The reason for the season

No one has wished me a happy solstice. If I was a tree-hugging Gaia worshipper, I would be offended.

But of course I'm not.

Rob Booth - Dirty Rotten Liar

I said yesterday I updated the life soundtrack. It didn't update.

Now it's fixed.

More cowbell

Interesting thing I learned from the Our Band Could Be Your Life book is that the Minutemen were into BOC.

Like Johnny used to say, I did not know that.

F5

I'm approaching 100,000 page views on Sitemeter. That means people have looked at the web pages around here 100,000 times since I installed the Sitemeter thingie. Why? Is it because I'm so young and hip? So handsome? So wise in the ways of state, art, literature?

All those things. And using the phrase Emmy Rossum nude didn't hurt either.

OK. I'll fess up. Most of my traffic is people looking for nude photos of Emmy, Miranda Lambert, and Kevin Whited. OK, just kidding about the Kevin part.

Everyone knows that since he lost the weight people are looking for nude photos of Matt.

He's got that going for him

Cautious type

Here I expressed hesitation about discussing what I did in the Navy.

The Navy does have a site that explains what my job there was, if you're interested.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Everything old is new again

WholesomeWear home

Hat tip to the missus' classmate Mandi.

You'll be the first to go unless you think

That post is rambling and semi-coherent, at best.

Let's sum it up better. Pick one of the items from the following list:

Freedom
Security

You can't pick both, they're competing values. Increase one and you decrease the other. It's that simple.

I'll take freedom.

2 days until Festivus

I've updated the life soundtrack. Added some Dead Kennedys and Ray Conniff.

I've also added the greatest Christmas song ever. It's song of the day:

The Waitresses: Christmas Wrapping
"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.

So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites.

Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.

A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending! "

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!

Overheard in the Slightly Rough household last night...

...while watching this: 2005 Radio Music Awards

The Missus: The Goo-Goo Dolls! Where have they been?

Rob: Listening to old Replacements albums so they can steal more ideas.

US citizen executed on order of a military tribunal

Maybe I'm behind, but I found this interesting, given what's going on nowadays...

U.S. Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation: German Espionage and Sabotage Against the U.S. in World War II
The eight were tried before a Military Commission, comprised of seven U.S. Army officers appointed by President Roosevelt, from July 8, to August 4, 1942. [snip]

All eight were found guilty and sentenced to death. Attorney General Biddle and J. Edgar Hoover appealed to President Roosevelt to commute the sentences of Dasch and Burger. Dasch received a 30-year sentence, and Burger received a life sentence, both to be served in a federal penitentiary. The remaining six were executed at the District of Columbia Jail on August 8, 1942.

The eight men had been born in Germany and each had lived in the United States for substantial periods. Burger had become a naturalized American in 1933. Haupt had entered the United States as a child, gaining citizenship when his father was naturalized in 1930.
I don't know what to think about this as a matter of public policy. A US citizen was executed four days after a military commission "trial." I wonder if they had arrest warrants for these guys. On the other hand, good grief, does anyone want the President to have the power to order executions of US citizens without a trial?

I guess our views on this incident's applicability to today are biased on our perception of the Nazis being more powerful foes than Al-Qaeda. I know I'm biased about this because my great-grandparents played a small role in helping the US government spy on Nazis in the US. Since they were of German extraction, it's a point of pride that they helped the good guys despite whatever loyalty they might have felt to the Fatherland.

So, I'm really in a mental quandry here. The libertarian in me, and I'm just about 100% libertarian, doesn't like the "government spying on US citizens." On the other hand, and the other hand is so freaking important here, it's a war. They're enemy soldiers. It doesn't matter what country they're citizens of if they take up arms against us.

One other salient point here is the transition from innocent civilian going about one's business to "suspect" to enemy combatant/spy about to be executed. Lots of these cases in hindsight are easy, it's the process of getting from point A to point B that's hard.

Here's another thought experiment: If a whole company of foreign-uniformed soldiers on a battlefield holds up blue passports and claims to be US citizens, does the US Army have to cease combat operations and try to apprehend the soldiers?

Oh, wait, this clears it all up. Oh yeah. Completely clear. OK, it's a good post. But jeez.

War is indeed the health of the state. Apparently it will be the wealth of lawyers too.

Back to the wiretapping, I guess this is the deal-breaker for me though:
As a result, some officials familiar with the continuing operation have questioned whether the surveillance has stretched, if not crossed, constitutional limits on legal searches.
Spooks talking to the NYT? There must be something wrong with what's going on.

Finally, it seems that the ultimate problem with the president taking this kind of action is the "potential for abuse." Imagine a thug like FDR or Nixon with this kind of technology. It's got to stop.

And one other thing

The only time I read Rick Casey's columns are when bloggers mention them.

I read the Chronicle every day for a long time. I don't have to any more.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Question

Podcasting: Is it the future of entertainment or blogging by people too lazy to type?

A couple of more details

The great-grandparents I mentioned did indeed help the FBI spy on suspected Nazi sympathizers in Newark during WWII. My parents remember seeing the letter from J. Edgar Hoover thanking them. The only other detail they were able to add was that the FBI used their furniture store as a base of operations. Here's a picture of what I think is the store now.

I know it was Kirch Furniture. My dad's cousin still ran the store when I was a kid. Although they moved out of Newark long ago.

More Glenn Tilbrook photos than you can shake a stick at

Yahoo! Photos: martyndan650's Photos - Fluffers_Dartford_17_12_05

Though why you would want to shake a stick at them, I have no idea.

Then again, I don't know why Cooter Brown is the standard for drunkenness either.

Need more coffee.

Rick Casey sucks

Banjo rocks.

This is the sound of me beating my chest.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Blogquality is job one

This is blog post number 2009. That 2000th post was a milestone, I guess.

I think that includes posts from Matt, cousin Rob C., and cheap filler like this. So, it's not like it's a Cal Ripken moment or something.

Still, it's something.

The reason for the season

Yesterday was the reason we have this holiday season -- my birthday.

The missus and me celebrated at the parents' house with bar-b-q and wine. Sister Stacey, BiL Mike, and the two cutest girls in the world joined in. The girls had practiced singing happy birthday all week but then clammed up around the missus and me.

The haul:

Minutemen: Double Nickels on the Dime (not available on Yahoo Music, I can give Bramanti back his copy)
Michael Azerrad: Our Band Could Be Your Life
CS Lewis: Chronicles of Narnia
CS Lewis: Mere Christianity
Steak Cookbook (unsure exact title, we picked out a recipe for Christmas and left it at the parents')
Jonathan Schwartz: All in Good Time : A Memoir
Wine (They know me.)

I'll just sit here on the couch

Whenever the missus or I mention my injury (my Achilles tendon snapped in two) to someone, we very often get the answer "That happened to my brother/cousin/husband and a year later it snapped again and he had another three months on crutches."

I don't think I will ever run again.

Name by committee

Toronto is going through the same deal we're having with naming an MLS team. One of their posters came up with the worst posssible name that combines traditional soccer names and Americanized mascot names.

In that spirit, I propose:

Real Houston United Gamblers FC

We couldn't possibly have a worse name than that.


Craig goes enviro



It's a living Christmas tree decorated with recycled materials.

Houston MLS Team Name

Over at the Big Soccer board, here are the current results of the Houston MLS poll:


View Poll Results: What would be a good name for MLS Houston?

FC Houston - 67 -8.00%
Club America Houston - 94 -11.23%
South Texas 1836 - 58 -6.93%
Club Houston - 46 -5.50%
Houston Rovers FC - 113 -13.50%
Houston Eagles - 77 -9.20%
Houston Apollos - 85 -10.16%
Houston Republic - 61 -7.29%
Houston Drillers - 25 -2.99%
Houston Heat - 9 -1.08%
Houston Miners - 3 -0.36%
Houston Aguilas - 26 -3.11%
Houston Wanderers - 21 -2.51%
Houston Outlaws - 23 -2.75%
Houston Hurricanes - 58 -6.93%
Other - 71 -8.48%
Voters: 837. You have already voted on this poll
I voted for Club Houston.

The name in the lead, Houston Rovers FC, is based on a traditional English name for a team that didn't have a home field and roved from place to place. One guy arguing for the name says it can also go with Houston's space theme (Rockets, Comets, Rover as in Mars rover).

The main problems I have with that name is that it 1. has to be explained (people will think it's a dog) and 2. it doesn't (so far as I know) translate well.

The FC is also a traditional thing, it stands for Football Club. I would prefer SC, since, well, we don't call it football.

My thinking on not picking a mascot name is that I prefer names that evolve from grassroots usage. For example, Arsenal is a London club that is named after the workers who initially formed the club. They're nicknamed the "Gunners." Makes sense.

So, I say go with a generic name that includes "Houston" and let the nickname happen on its own.

Luxurious.Watches

Does anyone really expect that I'll buy a Rolex advertised in an e-mail?

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Clarity

Re-reading this, I think I should expand/clarify this statement:
I really, really dislike public financing of stadia for professional sports.
I am opposed 100% to the HCHSA issuing bonds to build the stadium and repaying those bonds with any kind of tax on the general public (e.g., hotel tax).

There have been ideas thrown around of the team partnering somehow with a school district on building a stadium that can be used for high school sports and pro soccer. (We take our high school football serious in Texas, it's not as crazy as it might sound.) I'd have to see one of those proposals. Could it save money for the school district?

No such comment

Just so this doesn't become a soccer blog:

NYT: Bush Lets U.S. Spy on Callers Without Courts
WASHINGTON, Dec. 15 - Months after the Sept. 11 attacks, President Bush secretly authorized the National Security Agency to eavesdrop on Americans and others inside the United States to search for evidence of terrorist activity without the court-approved warrants ordinarily required for domestic spying, according to government officials.
I thought about some comments on this article, but I'm in a difficult position. I was stationed in the NSA building for two years (assigned to a Navy office, not to NSA). I signed nondisclosure agreements and take them seriously. I tread carefully.

There's a line here that is difficult to draw and one that I fear will be drawn by partisans on both sides. Perhaps an historical analogy will demonstrate how sticky an issue this is.

During the Civil War/War Between the States, there is a suspected Confederate agent in New York who it is supposed is engaging in sabotage.

From the point of view of the Union government, this is a US citizen acting on behalf of an organization at war with the federal government. Is this a criminal matter that should be investigated with full regards to the suspect's Constitutional rights? Or is this a matter of war that should be addressed in a military manner?

What, philosophically, is the difference between a soldier holding a rifle on a battlefield and our Confederate saboteur building a bomb? We don't require every soldier hold a trial for every soldier he kills. It's considered a kind-of extended self-defense.

Interesting personal note, one set of my great-grandparents were German-Americans. They lived in the German-American community in Newark, New Jersey. During World War II it is a point of great honor in our family that they helped the FBI (not sure of the actual agency) spy on suspected Nazi sympathizers amongst the German Americans in Newark. I don't know if they had all the warrants in order.

Team Houston Pre-Season

According to this guy, San Jose Earthquakes were scheduled to play in this tournament in March. It will be interesting to see if that's Houston's debut.

They have a pub in their stadium! My kind of people!

Friday, December 16, 2005

He was a low down cheap little punk

Was I the only one to see this:

DMN: He Could, and He Did: Vandergriff helped North Texas dream big

and think of this?

Some bitter, some sweet

Houston has a pro soccer team. I'm happy and not.

1. I feel bad for the San Jose fans losing their team. I used to invest emotion into sports, so I know how it can disappoint. The baseball strike and the Oilers leaving cured me of that.

2. I really, really dislike public financing of stadia for professional sports. Oliver Luck was on one of the sports talk radio stations and he talked about how the Houston MLS team would not be seeking a taxpayer-supported stadium like Reliant Stadium, Toyota Center, etc. So maybe I won't be conflicted.

3. Ah but having a soccer team that I can root for is sweet. I'll be there on opening day.

Please don't give it some stupid faux-western name like Houston Wranglers. Give it a soccer name. Like just plain old "Club Houston." That works in Spanish and English, and that's got to be the key to having a profitable team in this town.

New Site

Thursday, December 15, 2005

MLS to Houston - Done?

I can't vouch, but this fits.

Houston Football Association: MLS in Houston!!
It's official - Earthquakes are coming to Houston

The official announcement is coming tonight that the San Jose Earthquakes are moving to Houston. The city is planning a press event at 10am Friday morning at City Hall, so anyone who's able to make it, please stop by to show the support for soccer here in Houston. If anyone is interested in getting season tickets, let the HFA office know and maybe we can get a block together. More information on ticket sales to follow. The new team will be playing at University of Houston's Robertson Stadium. Here's a link to the original news story: link

HCHSA Agenda

Harris County - Houston Sports Authority: Board Meeting Agenda
20. EXECUTIVE SESSION: Pursuant to provisions of Chapter 551, Texas Government Code, the Board shall deliberate in Executive Session on the following:

[snip]

4. Discussions or deliberations regarding commercial or financial information received from a business prospect or the offer of financial or other incentives to a business prospect.

MLS>Houston?

Soccer Silicon Valley (SSV) is the group that has been trying to keep the Earthquakes in San Jose.

SSV: SSV Update: The End of the Road?
(December 15) The roller coaster ride that we have all been on for the better part of two years is, in all likelihood, about to come to an end.

Silicon Valley Sports & Entertainment (SVS&E), the group that manages the Sharks and one of the investors we have been working with for over a year, has been unable to work out a deal to keep the Earthquakes here for 2006, despite their best efforts. We understand that AEG intends to move the team and is expected to make an announcement in a press conference on Friday in Houston.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

An obvious question

Chron.com: Houston to stop issuing vouchers to evacuees
Declaring "Houston is full," Mayor Bill White said that after today, the city will cease giving hurricane evacuees vouchers for 12 months of paid rent and utilities.
Is it just me? Or are the media not asking one really important question? Have our newest neighbors not found jobs yet?

If they haven't, I understand that. If some folks are claiming they can't work, I understand that. But really, I'm curious.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

MLS in Houston?

MercuryNews.com: Quakes stadium deal collapses
San Jose's attempts to keep the Earthquakes in town have collapsed, officials announced Monday, leaving the team's fate unknown with a Thursday deadline looming for a decision on where the team will play next year.
Hat tip.

Focus, focus, focus

So I read this post and make myself laugh.

I start to think, like Winnie the Pooh ("think, think, think"), what is the point of this whole blog thing?

Is it going to be a Neighborhood Watch blog? It's not a political blog. What will my focus be?

Screw it. I didn't have a point or focus when I started. Why have one now?

If I make myself laugh, then I'm happy. Or disturbed, one.

Criminals and Hoods; and a Nana Memory

I've decided not to run for re-election as precinct chair. The missus and I have decided instead to take on the task of Neighborhood Watch. We don't have any problems that other areas don't have, but we like our subdivision and want to make it a better place to live.

So, last night the missus says, "We've got some time. Let's drive the neighborhood."

So we drive around and we notice this Suburban is slowly driving around. It looks like they're casing houses. We drive around, we figure we know the streets better. We can sneak up on them and write down their plate number. Someone's van got broken into on Sunday, we're serious.

They stop by the park. I decide that friendly confrontation is probably best. Maybe they're lost. I drive up, roll down the window.

"Hi, can I help you find something?"

"I live here. I'm Mrs. B*. My husband is a block captain for, como se dice?, Neighborhood Patrol."

"Hi Mrs. B*, I'm Rob this is my wife Michelle. We're block captains back on the cul-de-sac. Mucho gusto. Lo siento to bother you."

We drive back to the house, laughing at the idea that half the subdivision is going to be following each other around all night. We made it in time for Isaac Mizrahi.

He had Lee Ann Womack on. She had a picture of her daughter and Isaac said, "Oh, good, your daughter is better looking than you. [Pause, uncomfortable silence] No, don't you think it's sad when mothers are better looking than their daughters?"

Cut to audience reaction. Stunned mothers in the audience. One lady turns to her friend, normally I can't read lips but she said, "He did NOT just say that to her."

Then this morning, I'm getting ready to get in the shower and the girl cat is looking at me.

I remember a story Aunt Janice told me. Once when she was a girl she walked into her parents' room to find her mother (my Nana) naked.

Nana matter-of-factly said to her, "If you see anything that God didn't put there, you can throw a rock at it."

I looked back at the cat and laughed.

Monday, December 12, 2005

l'enllaç de amor

DACCO

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Jennifer is good

Anne won.

Close for Jay versus Sue. 50.76% (Sue) to 49.24%. 11 precincts left.

Update: Sue - 50.81%
Jay - 49.19%

I don't have a horse here, but, Jay, wait until tomorrow. Maybe a recount, probably not, but get some sleep before you decide.

You've probably been through the ringer the past few weeks. Don't make a big decision in this state, give it a wait.

Ready, draw!

Evan noted in his comments here, the US Mens National Team got a very bad draw in the World Cup groupings.

We're in Group E:

Italy
Ghana
USA
Czech Republic

Italy is a soccer dynamo. Czech Republic is one of the best teams playing right now. I don't know much about Ghana, but if they qualified over Nigeria and Cameroon, we can't count on getting the points from beating them.

On the other hand, the US is one of the 10 best teams in the world now. We're too used to fearing other countries, they should be fearing us.

Unfortunately, though, here's the real problem. We have a minor chance of winning the group, but more likely, we'll finish second. The second place team in Group E plays the first team in Group F. Who's in Group F?

FIFA/Coca-Cola World ranking
Brazil 1st
Croatia 20th
Australia 49th
Japan 15th

We have to win Group E to advance, I think, and the odds of that are pretty low. We've got a good team, but beating Brazil would be a major, major upset.

Not liveblogging

I've been asked by Team Clutterbuck to watch the county's site for results and call with updates on the cell.

I would live blog it, but if you're really interested, you'd just hit F5 like I'm doing.

Since the campaign is over, I justify it by saying this isn't campaign work.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Waiting

The FIFA World Cup™ Final Draw is today at 1:15 PM local time here in Texas.

That's when the 32 teams playing in the World Cup will be assigned to their eight groups. We find out who we have to play to get through the opening round.

We could face powerhouses, we could face lesser teams.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Thanks for the clip art!

Little old me, watching the tennis match

I'm not "doing" politics these days. Being discouraged and gimped up has put me on the sidelines mostly watching other things that interest me more, like soccer.

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in. Not really, but...

When I blogged that FM1960 Sun article the other day it caught the attention of Jim McGrath, Rep. Nixon's press guy. I'm acquainted with Jim from GOP party activities. He's always been a straight shooter with me. He let me know that he's got an article up at the Sun:

Setting the record straight for Joe Nixon
Last week, the 1960 Sun published a front-page article, "Nixon Campaign Counters Opponents' Hypocrisy Claims" (Nov. 31), that contained several factual errors regarding State Representative Joe Nixon, and we are taking this opportunity to correct the false impression it may have created with the Sun's readers.
I figured I'd point that out.

Me personally, I'd be inclined to support Dan Patrick. I got the opportunity to get to know him through Chronically Biased and Lone Star Times. I was and am favorably impressed by him. Even if I disagree with him on something, I think he's running for the right reasons and we really need to shake things up in Austin and in the GOP.

On the other hand, Rep. Nixon has my friend Bob Blackmer. I make it a point of sitting with Bob at GOP meetings. If I miss something, or don't understand what's going on, I'll follow Bob's lead. He's the only precinct chair I'll do that with. I trust Bob's judgement and honesty. If he's for Joe, there's a good reason why.

Fortunately, I don't have to choose. I'll just sit here and watch. I'd like for them to get over the insurance deal already. I don't think anyone has really alleged that Rep. Nixon personally did anything illegal vis-a-vis the mold claim. Farmers, sure, but what did he do?

Upon still further reflection

To keep my from being offended, in addition to this, give me a machine gun.

Fabulous, but where's Harry?

I'm the straightest guy in the world. I also am not interested in fashion in any way. I could wear khaki pants and a denim shirt every day and be happy.

But I love the Isaac Mizrahi show. We used to watch it on Oxygen onDemand and have missed it. He's shown up now on the Style Channel.

He's the best interviewer on television. He asks interesting questions, is nice to his guests, and seems genuinely enthusiastic about what he's talking about.

On the old show he had his dog Harry on set with him. Haven't seen him on the new show.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Upon even further reflection...

In addition to honoring my English heritage and wishing me a Happy Christmas, you also have to honor my heritage by offering me a pint of lager, some cheddar, and a Christmas cracker.



What are words for?

The Chronicle linked to me yesterday for this article.

That's all I have to say about that. Except thanks to Dwight or whoever for the traffic.

Greg gets on Bill O'Reilly here. David Benzion speaks as a member of the tribe here.

I've rethought things. I've rediscovered my English heritage. If you don't wish me Happy Christmas, I'll be highly offended.

I'm writing letters to Wal-Mart as we speak.

How about another dose?



Oral History of The Pearl Harbor Attack, 7 December 1941: Pharmacist's Mate Second Class Lee Soucy
Despite the confusion, pain, and suffering, there was some gusty humor amidst the pathos and chaos. At one point, an exhausted swimmer, covered with a gooey film of black oil, saw me walking around with a washcloth in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other. He hollered, "Hey Doc, could I have a shot of that medicine?" I handed him the bottle of whichever medicine I had at the time. He took a hefty swig. He had no sooner swallowed the "medicine" then he spewed it out along with black mucoidal globs of oil. He lay back a minute after he stopped vomiting, then said, "Doc, I lost that medicine. How about another dose?"
On a more serious note, here's a sailor you ought to get to know better:
Ship's Cook Third Class Doris Miller, USN

Doris Miller, known as "Dorie" to shipmates and friends, was born in Waco, Texas, on 12 October 1919, to Henrietta and Conery Miller. He had three brothers, one of which served in the Army during World War II. While attending Moore High School in Waco, he was a fullback on the football team. He worked on his father's farm before enlisting in the U.S Navy as Mess Attendant, Third Class, at Dallas, Texas, on 16 September 1939, to travel, and earn money for his family. He later was commended by the Secretary of the Navy, was advanced to Mess Attendant, Second Class and First Class, and subsequently was promoted to Ship's Cook, Third Class.

LB is like so dunzo

I have no idea what the missus is going to do now that Laguna Beach has ended.

Wait a minute, there you go:
Later, the cast has a huge birthday bash for Mark. Everyone is having a good time, except for Jo, who sits out in the car and complains to her father on the phone. When she goes back into the house and discovers chocolate sauce all over her bedroom floor, Jo snaps, loudly announcing her desire to leave. What a way to welcome in the new Gauntlet!
I can't believe my beautiful, intelligent, lovely wife watches this kind of stuff. It must be that she's so much younger than me.

Vote Jim Holt

Arkansas Traveler: One party, three views on state bond vote
Holt also cited his grandfather as a huge influence who taught him to conserve everything possible, he said. Holt joined the army as a cook, and became an analyst and Russian linguist at the National Security Agency after attending training at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, Calif.
Nothing else matters. He's got my endorsement.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Point for Nixon

1960 Sun: Nixon campaign counters opponents' hypocrisy claims
McGrath followed up in a telephone interview last week, saying California law does not require the verification of allegations on the stand, just that the whistle blower was fired for whistle blowing.
If true, that's a key point in Rep. Nixon's favor. For anyone to try and make hay out of this case they would need to verify her claims that she has genuine e-mails.

I'm not involved in this race. Friends are on both sides.

Who?

I had to try this.

Using the profile picture.

Peter Jackson 59%
Emile Zola 51%
Jefferson Davis 48%
Ursula Andress 48%

OK, this thing said I look as much like Jefferson Davis as Ursula Andress.

Back to the drawing board, fellows.

I guess Michael was the right one for their band INXS

I downloaded the new INXS songs, the ones that feature Donna's boyfriend JD.

The missus and I enjoyed the show where they had a competition to replace lead singer Michael Hutchence. I was never a big INXS fan, but I watched MTV in the early 80s. They were there, they were good, I liked them.

I thought JD was a good choice, the best of the bunch. He could do the INXS songs, but be himself and it all made sense.

Something happened in the studio. They changed his voice to sound more like Michael's. It's pretty creepy.

Monday, December 05, 2005

What about Festivus?

Regarding the whole brouhaha over what to say to people during this time of year:

In a couple of weeks I'm going to be 39 for the first time. (You're getting down to the wire, but the wish list is here.)

All my life, people have said Happy Holidays. I always assumed that this was a generic way to be nice to people. Most everyone has two holidays this time of year, Christmas/Chanukah and New Years. So I've been saying Happy Holidays so as not to wish a Jewish person Merry Christmas and remind them that their holiday is not the big one. I've met some blond, blue-eyed members of the tribe in my life (Muslims as well), so I gave up trying to guess religion based on physical appearence.

So, it seems to me that people who want to insist that other people say Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas all need to lighten up. It's a time of year when it would be neat if everyone tried to be nice to each other. Call me crazy.

If you're curious, at the business, we don't tell the employees what to wish to people. We only want them to be nice and polite to folks. If anyone gets all bent out of shape because we didn't include Festivus in the list of holidays we acknowledge, there's probably no satisfying them.

I haven't mentioned Kwanzaa. I have never had a discussion with anyone I know who celebrates it. Maybe some of the black folks in my neighborhood do, but they've never mentioned it.

Life is like a box of chocolates

When I say my leg is in a brace, this is what I mean.



It's better than crutches. I can kindof walk and carry stuff. My foot still swells up something awful, hence the Ace bandage. It actually does some good.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Now that's an open competition



I should watch more of this. It's interesting. Basically, any soccer team in England can sign up to play. Any team can end up playing for the championship. It's as if there was a baseball tournament where the MLB teams, NCAA teams, minor leagues, all had a shot at winning the final. There's a good explanation here.

The principle of "anyone can beat anyone on a given day" is what makes it interesting. Imagine the Bakersfield Dodgers beating the New York Mets in the final.

Feast or famine

Our business, Glazed Over Ceramic Studio - Paint Your Own Pottery in Houston, Texas, has been extremely busy the past few weeks.

I worked a couple of hours on Friday night and about 8 hours yesterday. Last year Christmas business was good, this year it's great. Can't make any statements about the macroeconomy based on that, but we're running out of room for all the pieces.

Got my Forrest Gump brace on Friday. I can actually walk and put my left foot in front of the right one. It's a really noticeable limp, but it beats crutches.

Earthquakes to Houston?

In the ongoing saga of the possible move to Houston by the San Jose Earthquakes, one item to note is that there will be a San Jose City Council meeting on Tuesday where the issue will be discussed. See: BigSoccer Boards - San Jose Earthquakes

It's a corner for Booth

I'm watching an FA Cup match (score at link that follows), Worcester versus Huddersfield, and one of Huddersfield's players is named Booth.

I'm trying to read the blogs and I keep hearing my name on the TV. It's very distracting.

Funny how no one ever has asked me on the blog the most common question I hear in everyday life. "Are you related to John Wilkes Booth?"

I'm not, but if I don't like the way the person asks I'll tell them, "Yes I am. What a great man."

I get some looks. I don't think that way, of course, but sometimes people ask the question in a way that makes me think they're blaming me for him. So I like to mess with them.

Friday, December 02, 2005

That Rob Booth sure has a temper

Effin A ditty bag I do.

Here's an e-mail I sent in reply to an invitation I got yesterday:
Congressman Poe (via *@*.com),

I don't normally give money to candidates, I normally give my time. I blockwalked for your campaign.

Given that the GOP at the state and federal level has failed miserably at limiting the size of government, and that a GOP Congressman who was entrusted by his colleagues (you) to oversee the arming of my former comrades in the military was taking bribes, I won't be giving any of you all one dime or one minute of my time.

Except to tell you that you need to get your crap together or you'll be in the minority.

Regards,
Rob Booth
Harris County GOP Precinct Chair, 0814
Houston, Texas

--- Congressman Ted Poe <*@*.com>
wrote:

> I hope to see you at my reception tonight, December
> 1.
My head is still intact. For the moment. I guess I won't be invited to any more receptions.

That should have been you all need to get your crap together...

Cheap Blog Filler - E-Mail from Uncle Glenn

I don't Ctrl+V every e-mail I get from Uncle Glenn, but this one made me laugh out loud.
Why, Why, Why ?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

That's interesting

Nine of you have looked at my furl entry for this:
Why am I drawn to 'Laguna Beach'?

That's all they seem to do: date, then retreat to their respective circles of friends to discuss the date. They don't seem to go to school or have parents.
That's more than any of my furled articles.

What kind of sick people are you? Fess up in the comments if you read the story.

Dang straight I'm pissed off

Chuck Muth.com: Political Action with an Attitude!
ATTENTION: DISGRUNTLED CONSERVATIVES

A reporter for a major national conservative magazine is doing a story on whether or not conservative dissatisfaction with Republicans could result in GOP electoral losses next November. My response was: Absolutely.

Just look at the results in Virginia, New Jersey, New York, Colorado and California from earlier this month. It’s obvious from those results, as well as various emails I receive on a regular basis, that an awful lot of conservatives who are unhappy with the direction this Congress and this White House have pursued on critical issues - such as illegal immigration and government spending - stayed home, voted third-party, refused to volunteer and closed up their checkbooks.

Not surprisingly, Republican Party and “establishment” pooh-bahs are spinning an entirely different tale. They’re telling this reporter that there isn’t any serious dissatisfaction in the grassroots ranks and that when push comes to shove next November, conservatives will do their duty, show up at the polls and pull the ol’ GOP lever.

This reporter would like to hear from some actual grassroots conservatives. Folks who have volunteered for the GOP in the past, but won’t now. Folks who have donated money in the past, but won’t now. Folks who generally turn out and vote for the GOP, but now might very well stay home or vote for candidates from another party.

So I offered to put a call out to my readers asking any of you who fall into the above categories to send me a brief email expressing your frustration and why - and what actions you may or may not withhold from the GOP next year if they don’t get their conservative act together.

Send any comments in this regard to me at chuck @ chuckmuth.com

And if you wouldn’t mind if the reporter wants to contact you directly if he has any questions or follow-up, please include your full name, city and state, daytime phone number and email address.

Here’s a perfect opportunity for many of you to “get it off your chest,” so let ‘er rip.

Not a threat, a promise

NYT: Lawmaker Quits After He Pleads Guilty to Bribes
LOS ANGELES, Nov. 28 - Representative Randy Cunningham, a Republican from San Diego, resigned from Congress on Monday, hours after pleading guilty to taking at least $2.4 million in bribes to help friends and campaign contributors win military contracts.

Mr. Cunningham, a highly decorated Navy fighter pilot in Vietnam, tearfully acknowledged his guilt in a statement read outside the federal courthouse in San Diego.
It took me a while to get to this one. I take it personal.

My first thought on hearing this news was physical revulsion. Actual nausea. Bile in the back of the throat.

Friends of mine are still on active duty. Some are still in the Navy out at sea or some Army guys pounding the ground. He put friends of mine in danger. He let DoD contracts go based on something other than safety of our, his and mine, former comrades in arms. If there was one thing I learned about leadership in the Navy, it was take care of the people who work for you. He betrayed a fundamental principle.

He has no right to be remembered as a war hero. He only has a right to be remembered as a traitor.

Second thought, if this dick were a man of honor, there would have been no speech. He would have said good bye to his family, written an apology note, and there would have been a revolver in his mouth and his finger pulling the trigger.

Third thought is that I guess that's too harsh. If God or whoever thinks he's atoned for his crimes then even he doesn't deserve an eternity in Hell or whereever traitors go. I'll leave that up to God or fate, or whatever it is that runs this universe.

As a Navy veteran and as a Republican, this is one of the most disgusting, revolting betrayals I think I've ever seen. Maybe God will forgive him, but if I ever see him you'll read about my arrest in the papers.

Old school joint for the true funk soldiers

If you saw me shuffling to the car or at the gas station this morning, and noticed a hint of rhythm, that 'cos I was listening to America's Rachmaninoff.

Holiday Soccer Rule

Concerning this tournament, that will take place in December...



...as readers of this blog, you have to root for Liverpool.

BTW, around these parts, we don't call it the holiday season just because of Chanukah or Kwanzaa, oh no. We call it the holiday season because it's when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ (December 25th) and me (December 17th).