Do I have a lot of spare time on my hands this evening? You bet. I ended up working at our studio and it's slow, for once. So, I've spent years formulating my policy on comments and everything else. Here it is:

This is my site. I'll delete any comments I want to, at any time, for any reason I feel like. Heck I don't even have to have a reason. I could just get drunk one night and start deleting comments at random.

If you send me an insulting e-mail to the address on this page, I'll publish it. And the e-mail headers that show you're a county employee using a hotmail account while you're supposed to be working. I'm a jerk that way.

Don't like something here? I don't care. Honestly, I don't. This is my scrapbook where I throw the flotsam and jetsam that I come across in life. There's no point to this other than to feed my ego.

One time, over at Glenn_List, I had to describe my blog and I did it thus:

Reading my blog is like watching a drunken waiter walk across a field with a tray full of glasses. You don't think he can pull it off and figure he's got to fall.

But you can't stop looking.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy your time here.

Update: Here's a rule on required audience participation.

Update: Here's yet another rule on required audience participation. See #3, note that it includes rules governing behavior away from the blog.

Update: If I make a reference and you don't understand it, it is probably one of the hidden messages I include in the blog. If I add a link to a strange reference, please follow it. The explanation is probably there. If I don't include a link, you should Google the phrase. For example, if I say "They amber the night," without any other explanation, it means that I know that if you search for the phrase in the web, you'll find what I want you to find.

Update: Of course, sometimes they aren't hidden messages, they're just me being goofy.

Update: I update these rules at random times. So, you'll need to visit the rules every time you visit the site. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Update: Fart jokes are welcome, thanks to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

Rob, was looking at your comments policy again. And i still beleive it is the best one in the blogosphere. Can i steal it for my site? www.homepage.mac.com/rpar01/iblog