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The missus sent me one of those "get to know your friends" quizzes. Here are my answers:

1. What time did you get up this morning? 4:45

2. Diamonds or pearls? no preference

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? can't remember

4. What is your favorite TV show? VH1 Classics - The Alternative

5. What did you have for breakfast? jelly beans and cake

6. What is your middle name? Roy

7. What is your favorite cuisine? steak

8. What foods do you dislike? liver, eggs

9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Billy Joe Shaver - Old Five and Dimers Like Me

10. What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Corrolla

11. Favorite sandwich? Hot pastrami on rye (Thundercloud Subs - Austin, Texas)

12. What characteristics do you despise? inflated sense of one's own intelligence

13. Favorite item of clothing? Hawaiian shirts

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Spain

15. What color is your bathroom? I have no idea

16. Favorite brand of clothing? It's obvious that a woman wrote this quiz

17. Where would you retire to? Texas Gulf Coast

18. Favorite time of day? Evening

19. What was your most memorable birthday? none, it's near Christmas

20. Where were you born? Glen Ridge, NJ

21. Favorite sport to watch? soccer

22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? I don't think I'll send it

23. Person you expect to send it back first? n/a

24. What fabric softener do you use? what's fabric softener?

25. Coke or Pepsi? definitely Coke, only Communists and Yankees like Pepsi

26. Are you a morning person or night owl? morning

27. What is your shoe size? 10D

28. Do you have a pet? 2 cats

29. What is your favorite item on your computer desk? Cayman Islands post card

30. What was the name of your high school? Westfield

31. What book are you reading at the moment? Collected Works of Thomas Jefferson

32. What is your name? Rob

33. How old are you? 38

34. What is your favorite movie of all time? Casablanca (Second - Tender Mercies)

1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:30 (I didn't fall asleep until 4:00ish - sweet mother of insomnia, kill me now)

2. Diamonds or pearls? Baseball has diamonds.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Phantom of the Opera - Emmy Rossum is such jailbait.

4. What is your favorite TV show? PTI with Kornheiser/Wilbon

5. What did you have for breakfast? biscuits/gravy/eggs/sausage (I was at a men's retreat with church - I usually don't eat b-fast)

6. What is your middle name? Scott

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Dead animals

8. What foods do you dislike? Creamed corn, anything butterscotch, raw onions

9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Dave Matthews - Before these Crowded Streets

10. What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Tacoma

11. Favorite sandwich? Schlotzsky's original

12. What characteristics do you despise? a-holes, people who don't know when to shut up, people who actually believe they're morally superior, and bad breath

13. Favorite item of clothing? Anything I find in Rob Booth's trash can... mmmm... smells like Old Spice

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Somewhere with ESPN and a nude beach. I'm sorry, did I say nude beach? I meant room service.

15. What color is your bathroom? Its temporarily white/light blue. Spring Break will take care of that

16. Favorite brand of clothing? I'm working on building my collection of three dollar t-shirts from those stands at the beach

17. Where would you retire to? Texas Hill Country (La Grange would be nice too)

18. Favorite time of day? The moment before I fall asleep

19. What was your most memorable birthday? 22. I was deathly ill, but Foley's wouldn't give me the day off. I coughed in everybody's inbox and didn't wash my hands all day as I shook every hand in sight.

20. Where were you born? Texas

21. Favorite sport to watch? College Football

22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? I'm hoping nobody ever reads this except maybe Booth

23. Person you expect to send it back first? your mom

24. What fabric softener do you use? I'm against fabric softener on principle.

25. Coke or Pepsi? Ray Charles drank Pepsi. He was blind. Then he died. Its a sad story.

26. Are you a morning person or night owl? I don't go to bed before 1-2am, no matter what time I have to wake up. Always have.

27. What is your shoe size? 10

28. Do you have a pet? My wife has a cat.

29. What is your favorite item on your computer desk? My wallet. I've owned it long enough that its curve has molded perfectly to my butt. I'd hate to have to break in a new one. Its like sticking a board in your bak pocket.

30. What was the name of your high school? I didn't go to school. I was way too dangerous for that.

31. What book are you reading at the moment? Some Dean Koontz book. I'm not going to go all the way to the bathroom to look at the title.

32. What is your name? You can call me Daddy.

33. How old are you? 24 in your earth years.

34. What is your favorite movie of all time? Chariots of Fire

-Elam
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