Since Chris shared, I thought I would too.

1. I have never voted for a Democrat in my life.

Never in a partisan election. Once in a school board election, but the candidate tricked me. He said he was for lowering school property taxes.

2. I think my taxes are too high. -- Duh, yes.
3. I supported Bill Clinton's impeachment. -- Yes
4. I voted for President Bush in 2000. -- Yes
5. I am a gun owner. -- Yes
6. I support school voucher programs. -- Yes
7. I oppose condom distribution in public schools. -- I oppose public schools. Nyah.
8. I oppose bilingual education. -- That's a vague statement.
9. I oppose gay marriage. -- No.
10. I want Social Security privatized. -- Yes
11. I believe racial profiling at airports is common sense.

No, I don't think that 80 year old Mideastern grandmothers should be singled out for special searches. If you mean that ethnicity should be considered as a factor, sure.

12. I shop at Wal-Mart. -- Yes, I just did yesterday.
13. I enjoy talk radio. -- Yes
14. I am annoyed when news editors substitute the phrase "undocumented person" for "illegal alien." -- Yes
15. I do not believe the phrase "a chink in the armor" is offensive. -- How could it be?
16. I eat meat. -- Every meal.
17. I believe O.J. Simpson was guilty. -- No idea.
18. I cheered when I learned that Saddam Hussein had been captured.

The missus woke up early that morning and was watching TV in another room. She woke me up all excited, we both let out a Homer Simpson "woo-hoo."

19. I cry when I hear Proud To Be an American by Lee Greenwood.

My company in boot camp was selected to sing that song on stage for Parents Night. We sang it several hundred times in practice. We sang it in church every Sunday. I'm still kind of immune to it, so no, I don't cry. I like the song though.

20. I don't believe The New York Times. -- No, does anyone?

Recommended question to add, Do you own a pickup or SUV? -- Yes.